Commandments that Talk

Write a piece of dialogue following these 10 commandments:

1.    Use three characters
2.    Have at least one argument
3.    There is a trumpet
4.    And a acrid smell
5.    An inanimate object interrupts the conversation at some point
6.    One person is deaf
7.    The setting is somewhere in Egypt
8.    You cannot use the word and
9.    A confession is made
10.    Nobody has a name